Sausage Poison

A thought and/or feeling that stops a man from getting (or losing) an erection during sexual intercourse.

Seriously, the German Girl was lay there gagging for it but my head wasn't in the game which led an absolute bout of sausage poison.

by CarlTheHandyman November 23, 2023

Sausage Washer

A person who regularly partakes of the cleansing of sausages aka penis, dicks, cocks, shlongs, etc, etc, with their mouths.

WHAT?! You didn't know that Andy was a fuckin' sausage washer? That kids queerer than a 2 dollar bill, we're talkin Liberace style.

by Whodi aka Weezy September 2, 2010

sausage toss

Giving a light toss to a guys soft penis.

My boyfriend burger flipped me so I gave him a sausage tossed him.

by BeerzSlayer. October 17, 2017

sausage sniffer

A faggot who can't stop smelling penis

Hey sausage sniffer tacos are better smelling than penis

by Slurped buttface December 8, 2024

Outback sausage

The Australia version of the Alaskan pipeline. The act of pooping into a heat resistant condom, placing it on the engine of a 79 series landcruiser in the middle of the Simpson desert, then inserting it into ones anal cavity.

Dazza: “hey Shazza fire up the cruiser, wanna give me an outback sausage?”

Shazza: “yeah no worries cunny, give us 10 and then bend over and drop ya daks bud”

by Von Deeper from Kalgoorlie January 15, 2022

Sausage fingers

A term used to describe someone with fingers that are the size of sausages

Man 1: have you seen carter he has sausage fingers
Man 2: yeah his fingers hella fat

by Carter got hella money January 18, 2022

Sausage train

When several dudes are "connected" as if in a train.

That's not a human centipede, that's a sausage train.

by Dirty Chaos September 19, 2017