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smoke some poop

If i smoke weed, I’m going to get thirsty, if I start drinking, I’m going to want to smoke some poop, if I smoke some poop, I’m going to slam some dope. Bad idea all the way around.
by PWP2308 December 9, 2022
mugGet the smoke some poopmug.

blowing smoke

To fart. To trump. To drop one. To let one fly.
A euphemism for farting.
A more polite way to say farting.
Joe: “Are you blowing smoke?”
Diana: “No.”
Joe: “Oh come on, that’s rotten!”
Diana: “Well I did eat a curry last night…”
by What’s it to ya? June 28, 2022
mugGet the blowing smokemug.

smoking cabbage

Smoking cabbage is when you take 3 month old cabbage that is all wet and soggy and roll it up in a piece of paper and catch it on fire and inhale the toxic fumes while the cabbage gets all toasty inside the paper
by Grannys wet April 2, 2017
mugGet the smoking cabbagemug.

Smoking the Bear

Being ignorant enough to go against the said rules from Smokey the Bear. You're a disgrace to the people of the woods.
I ran through Smuggler's Notch with a lit flare, and I need to say there is no better pleasure than smoking the bear.
by A Fatuous Pigeon August 22, 2017
mugGet the Smoking the Bearmug.

The snake will smoke

That's when you know something bad is going to happen if you do something.
If you try to cheat on the exam, the snake will smoke
by Deluna_Projects March 12, 2021
mugGet the The snake will smokemug.

Smoking Joker

When you are talking about something NSFW but you don't want to disclose the details.
+Lost my job today.

-Oh shit, sorry to hear that. How?

+Smoking Joker.

-..what?
by aruari May 27, 2022
mugGet the Smoking Jokermug.

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