Comedy Rocket

A drawing of a penis school kids draw on the back of dirty vans and tables

Person A: “Oh that van is dirty”

Person B: “And someone’s drawn a comedy rocket with their finger on it”

by welcome_to_piffington December 5, 2020

Cum rocket

A rocket that uses semen for fuel. Some say if your cum is healthy enough, it can travel at supersonic speeds.

Dude1: Im boutta build a cum rocket, and I need your cum, hand it over!
Dude2: Sure bruh but pay me back at 10% interest

by iq0percentile January 28, 2021

Crotch rocket

When you burn your dick beyond all recognition

Dude I was at a campfire and I gotta mad crotch rocket

by Crabbypats February 26, 2021

Snot Rocket

when someone picks their nose and takes a booger from it, and shoves the booger up their partners asshole. then, the partner farts so the booger shoots out of their ass like a rocketship.

Bro she asked me to snot rocket for her, how could i refuse?

by funguy101010 March 30, 2021

Undo Rocket

An Undo Rocket is a remedy used to reverse damage by manipulating time around itself.

The Undo Rocket must be launched in preparation for the Nuclear Fallout!

by Randonarchy April 2, 2021

Cock Rocket

A dick, asshole, etc that views themselves above everyone else. Superiority complex.

God, Brad is being such a Cock Rocket

by SlitherinPanda April 15, 2021

Squat Rocket

The Squat Rocket is a sex position in which the lady drinks laxatives and then squats over the man's face. He then opens his mouth and awaits the lady's bowel movement.

"I'm finna give this man a squat rocket tonight."
"Girl don't pretend you got laxatives."
"I don't need them I ain't taken a shit in a week."
"Yo asshole probably musty as hell"
"The mustier the better"

by FuckedUpToothbrush April 23, 2021