person 1: " wow did you see corporal edwards swim"
person 2: "that wasn't corporal edwards, that was recruit peter"
person 2: "that wasn't corporal edwards, that was recruit peter"
by ur.mum.bahahahhaha September 5, 2022

by joe aaaadsdsd January 12, 2021

by scott meier June 27, 2022

Peter struts around like he’s the mayor of Sass Town, population: himself. He’s got more sass than a cat in a tutu and enough insults to start a stand-up comedy career. If sarcasm were a sport, he’d be a gold medalist. And if snark were money, well, Peter would be living in a mansion made of eye rolls and smart remarks. He’s a menace alright.
by Pseudonym9844 March 28, 2024

by The truth is never a lie March 7, 2017

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by Peterxb9 May 12, 2023

A Peter Turtle is the act of being so lonely that you have no choice but to sit home watch netflix and masterbate using your own tears as lubercation.
by Maddog55 October 25, 2019
