Tom

One who is not only great in bed, they are great in the kitchen, in the car, in a park, a church parking lot, my parents' bed, the courthouse bathroom, everywhere. The best boyfriend a girl can ask for. Will do anything for you and will love you with all his heart. Any girl who dates him will be the happiest girl on the planet. Has extreme likeness to a Matt. A Sexy Best. 'Toms' Are known to be genius' and to be extremely skilled and gifted in the field of literature. Commonly seen without a shirt due to their exemplary physique. Toms also are known to have great moral values and being very sensitive to a womans needs.

I couldn't keep my mouth off of Toms dick, every orifice of my body aches for that sex god. Girl 1: *Cries*

Girl 2: What's wrong?!

Girl 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me

Girl 2: I can't believe it. He just seemed so... so...

Girl 1: So Tom? Yeah, I know.

by ChloeTheAngel April 2, 2017

Tomming

"Tomming" refers to someone doing a stupid act, or saying something stupid either to annoy someone, or your just genuinely stupid.

It may also refer to doing degenerate activities while participating in online games, eg, camping, using auto shotgun, or doing a 360 and shooting the door.

Person 1: "Please stop tomming, its giving me an aneurysm" person 2: "yeah my bad ill stop"

by thatguy_2 January 8, 2025

Tom Brady

An individual that pwns everybody else that is considered his peer. He will often wreck your win streak in whatever game you play, regardless of the quality of the team he's on. Most individuals like this often marry a 9 or a 10 on the female scale.

Jay: NoobMaster69 just ended my 10-game winstreak in COD, but he had level 1 n00bs on his team.

Rob: You just faced a Tom Brady

by Isaac Taylor July 26, 2019

Tom bitchery

A level of bitchmade attitude that has never been seen

Your level of Tom bitchery is insane

by Isaac tandoh January 20, 2024

tom hunt

a person who loves to date french girls named claire, they may also be found with a boner and be asked if it is their phone

a girl sat on my lap and asked if my dick was a phone, i was such a tom hunt back then

by YaMomAVirgin January 16, 2018

Tom O’ Clock

Falling asleep before 10 pm, even on weekends.

Fuckin Tom knocked at Tom O’ Clock, on Friday night...

by Camye March 18, 2019

Proper Tom james

A boy who thinks he is a man and enjoys getting people sacked.

You’re a proper Tom James you!

by LCP84 November 13, 2021