Monster Ballzack

N. An alcoholic beverage comprised of vodka, Midori, sweet and sour, with a splash of lemon lime soda.
"I think I will enjoy a nice big monster ballzack tonight with dinner."
by Biskithedd September 26, 2008
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Sushi monsters

Sushi monsters are individual life forms that eat long soculent big black pencil, they are located in multiple places like Amerima, shina, norway(sweden) and afriga. One of them is a fat mf that eats damn too much and is fat as fuck, the other one is a xxxtentacles ripoff bought off of zalando and shipped to 87 countries before it reaches your house.
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Panty monster

Boyfriend who knows how to get you so wet, he ruins all your panties by leaving you so moist .
Ashley; I need to do a new load of laundry.
Jess: didn't you just wash?
Ashley: yeah, but my boyfriends such a panty monster, I have to do a load of just panties

Jess: ooh girl if he gets you that wet; i'd want me a panty monster
by sadgirl69 March 09, 2015
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Monster kid

A under category of nerds/geeks.

The Monster kids is a person who know's everything about either horror movies, urban legends/ghost stories, classic monsters or/ and other horror related stuff (most of the time its all of that stuff) He's room is probably filled with scary masks and other horror related stuff.
Also the Monster kid is usually an outcast

The Monster kid knows the rule's on how to survive in a horror movie but would probably never survive in a horror movie.

Randy from scream (1996) is probably the most popular Monster kid in media

Even tho he isnt the only monster kid in the scream franchise

Most horror movie's about teenager have a monster kid character
Person a : "The Monster kid is my favorite type of fictonal character"

Person b " yeah because your one of them"
by The swag cat December 26, 2022
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pencil monster

A dynamic workout move that combines cardio and strength, where one starts with hands clasped straight above the head (“pencil”) then jumps into a deep squat with hands open at chest height (“monster”) and then jumps back up with hands clasped above the head (“pencil”). This move was invented by Fitness Guru & Life Coach Morgan Brand who focused on women’s health and is a variation of the “squat jack”.
Kate broke a sweat after doing did 20 pencil monsters.
by KC888 April 06, 2023
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Sausage Monster

When you are sleeping and wake up to banging in your wardrobe and open the wardrobe realising that its your dad fucking your sister with a big fat juicy sausage while he is eating cookies and forces you to join in while your dad rips out a bottle of lube and sticks it on your cock forcing you to fuck your sister and cream-pie her wet pussy then waking up and realising it was all a dream then walking in on ur sister webcaming to old pedos.
“I had an umpleasant nightmare about the sausage monster last night”
by CreeperAu February 09, 2021
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P-Monster

P=pussy
Monicker given to a nerdy guy who is either getting more sex than any of his friends or is getting next to nothing . Nobody knows for sure because the guy is Irish and so are most of his friends. If a man becomes known as a P-Monster he will be called "P Monster" for life. He is either a pussy and gets none, or he gets tons of pussy
Here comes the P-Monster!
by maalimP April 09, 2018
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