Michael Jackson 

The one and only king of pop. A humble humanitarian who brought love, joy, and kindness to the world when it wasn't given to him. A legend and a true icon of the music industry

Girl: I'm gonna go listen to Michael Jackson's music, OMG I love him
Boy: Who's MJ?

Girl: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO MJ IS?! You're living under a rock

Michael Jackson by Loathing Pain May 13, 2021

Michael Jordan 

To palm someone’s head like a basketball

“I Michael Jordan’d this random dude’s bald head!”

Michael Jordan by Alfrendo May 14, 2021

Michael Jackson 

a singer and a dancer nicknamed “The King Of Pop”

holy shit IS THAT MICHAEL JACKSON

Michael Jackson by loveybovey May 29, 2021

Michael Jordan 

The act of launching one's semen up in the air and into one's navel. The fluid must travel directly into the umbilicus for it to count as a Michael Jordan.

"Yo, I did a Michael Jordan last night!"

Michael Jordan by Dr. Morningwood June 7, 2021

Michael McDonald 

Former vocalist and keyboard player for the Doobie Brothers. After his time in Doobie Brothers he continued to make sexy music in a solo career and is officially the first white man to sing more soulfully than a black guy. He’s known for his signature beard and hit songs such as, “I keep forgettin”, “I gotta try”, and “what a fool believes”.

Black guy 1: “wait a minute, this dude Michael Mcdonald is a white boy!?”

Black guy 2: “Yuh G, he’s putting my niggas to shame”

Michael McDonald by Semen licker June 12, 2021

Michael Jackson Day 

When a hardcore fan of Michael Jackson spends the entire day of June 25th (the day of Michael Jackson’s death) listening to his music.

It’s Michael Jackson day, let’s listen to his music.

Michael Jackson Day by Rick Grimes 35 June 25, 2021

Michael Annett 

Michael Annett drives the No. 1 Chevy in the NASCAR Xfinity Series. He is the most awesome guy you'll ever find. Has a win at Daytona in Xfinity. @Annettfan46_5_1 on Twitter is his biggest fan, the goat even said so himself.

Michael Annett won the 2019 Daytona Xfinity race

Michael Annett by NASCAR101 July 3, 2021