viper kick

a kick that is quick and usually directed towards the balls

After calling the girl a bitch she gave him a good viper kick.

by dylanh2os February 06, 2010

Dong Kicking

The act of kicking someone in his Dong.

"Man, I gave Wattie a fucking dong kicking last night."

by Supreme_kicker_of_dongs July 17, 2008

Kicking the crumbs

Kicking the crumbs or kicking a crumb is a Massachusetts term for jerking off or beating your meat.

Mom I was just kicking the crumbs off my bed

by Ultra wide river December 15, 2022

Microwave Kick

When you fit a microwave in your ass and someone it ir to help you get it further in

Holy shit owen just microwave kicked dane and its like all the way in!!

by danesafucknigga June 18, 2025

Kicking the twigs

A person who is wasting their time with insignificant little things, not lazy but avoiding the serious things.

Jim, stop kicking the twigs and focus on the real at hand.

by Neur0c1d3 August 19, 2023

kicked in the Richard

to be kicked in the Richard is a reference to being kicked in the dick.

Micheal cheats on Mary, Mary give mike a nutcracker then shouts "you've been kicked in the Richard"

by 9ine 6ix September 20, 2018

kick the squirrel

Slang for choking the chicken aka masterbating

Dam I’ve got a sudden urge to ‘kick the squirrel’

by Drog65 October 06, 2020