Kevin

1. A name for a male usually
2. Someone who consistently or greatly shows a complete lack of intelligence through incompetence of social and societal norms, or is purposefully antagonistic in their poor decision making.

1. "Hey Kevin!" " Wanna watch Shrek?"
2. "He doused himself in gas again for love, typical Kevin."

by BiggusDicks December 13, 2022

Kevin

He's a whole lot of gayness for your anus!

Wow that's a while lot of Kevin for one man's anus

by Jeepguy123456789 December 16, 2022

Kevinism

Kevinism is an ultra right-wing ideology based on the belief that Kevin is the supreme leader of all, the ultimate leader and a living God on earth.

"I am a Kevinist. Kevin is God, Kevin is love, Kevin is life. I would and will do anything for Kevin, even if it costs me or people around me's lives. I will always lay down everything for Kevinism."

by csxd34 December 19, 2022

Gymnastics coach Kevin

An old gymnastics coach whose name is unknown to two people. So they decided to name the coach Kevin. Every old guy they saw, they would name them Kevin.

Mom can I buy a gymnastics coach Kevin?
No u cannot.

by Kevin lover December 20, 2022

Kevin

It's basically a male Karen

“Dude, quit complaining to the manager. You are SUCH a Kevin.”

by IUseGrammarEverywhere December 22, 2022

Kevin

the biggest twink of them all

"Kevins a twink"

by Asher (kevins bf) December 23, 2022

Kevin

A guy who has the smallest dick in the universe, who also smells like shit and probably sucks his pet's dick. And Kevin's often think they're an expert at something, but their statements often blows up in their own faces

literally no one:
Kevin: I invented lay up.

by Stinky possum December 25, 2022