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Josh

Josh’s aren’t very rare, if you come across one keep them, unless they treat u like shit, they are loving, funny, VERY handsome, and are a little bit abusive but in the kindest way possible. Josh is my best friend and i love him.
We love josh
by urmumisclapped123 August 2, 2023
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Josh

Josh - a desirable human being, a god amongst men! His huge length attracts all that stand near.

Dominant and dangerous, prides himself on having a larger penis than Tom, Tom just thinks he has a big penis.
Yo is that Josh or is that Zeus I can’t tell.
by JoshtheGod November 23, 2021
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Josh

a a josh is either a hit or a miss.

but in this scenario, he is an absolute hit. he is the type of person who reminds u of a charismatic golden retriever. he smiles all the time and genuinely does no wrong in the world. he is the type of person u want to be friends with. a josh lives life in a positive manner and being around him feels like everything is okay. being with a josh feels like magic in the air. he is the type of lover you don’t believe exists in the world and the type of care a josh gives is rare. he looks like aqua man, without even trying. he lights up the room when he walks in. a josh is one of the sweetest, most caring, nearly perfect person in this galaxy. he is smart, talented in almost everything, loved by all. so if you get the chance to be with him, take it and never let it go.
who is the love of your life?

- josh is the love of my life.

what would you do to be with josh?

- everything and anything.
by horacetobijericho August 21, 2022
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Josh Needs a Boat

A cocktail made with black cherry vodka, sprite and blue curaçao; garnished with a lemon and cherry.
Hi, I’ll take a Josh needs a boat. I’ve had a long day!
by Bottomsup7 May 18, 2023
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Josh wagstaff

An italian man who loves eating pizza and pasta but hates foreigners and ethnic minorities. He’s often called fat but he’s not really fat. He also has a fetish for Nazis.
Oh shit bro hide your lunch, Josh wagstaff is coming
by thomas hat and yeah March 30, 2022
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Josh

i love you so much.

i really really hope that we can date someday.

you make me feel so safe.
person1: hey josh!

Person2: hey!

person1: ily
by sillypersonlol February 3, 2024
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Josh Hartnett's Ernest Lawrence, from Pearl Harbor to nuclear harbor, building bombs with charisma!
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Is Josh Hartnett in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Yeah! Josh Hartnett as Ernest Lawrence, he's building charisma bombs dude!
by courtofowls September 5, 2023
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