19 January

If someone was born on this day that means that they are gods kid and they let you join in their life pretty hrd but when you are there you never escape

Have u met someone in 19 January?

by Pubg mobile mc November 23, 2021

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January Christmas

Dad is very sorry but his paycheck for the last job won’t come in until January so we won’t have gifts on Dec. 25. They’ll be just a few weeks late I promise.

<Late December>
8yo Me: Dad, you’re so late. I missed you.

Best dad ever: I missed you too. Just trying to get this job done so I’ve been working late.

Me: but you won’t have to work Christmas like last year will ya?
BDE: No, son, I’ll be here. But since I didn’t finish the job I won’t get paid before Xmas. But I’ll get paid in a few weeks and we’ll celebrate then. Well just have a January Christmas. Ok?
Me: that’s fine dad. I understand.

by !JayAm! December 13, 2021

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January 26

National bully layan day

"It's january 26"
"ok and?"
"national bully layan day, loser"

by Layan_kh January 25, 2022

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January 5th

5 january is international man titty appreciation day . this day is henceforth and forever more dedicated to men's lovely firm man boobs in light of gender equality

January 5th is pronounced January the tit-th , "man did you see the knockers on that bird ? " ,"yeah man those are great and all but get a load of his chest melons"

by arkinsaw64 January 5, 2021

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January 2

January 2 is a very special day where you celebrate how lazy you can be after a party. Since you have been drinking and drinking the day before, you are not so alive the day after. January 2 is a party that will be celebrated alone in front of a movie that you have already seen

Friend "Why does it look like you have a depression" You "because it is January 2"

by PuRe_PeRfEkT_aNd_SeLfIsH January 1, 2022

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