Jordan Keef

If you get called a jordan keef iit means you are the number one plasterer in the world!

Jordan keef will plaster your door shut

by EPICPUSSYDESTORYER March 8, 2023

I Made Jordan Peterson's Life An Undeniable Lie

And now he's trying to do it back to me. Likely by enlisting the freaks he indoctrinated.

Hym "I Made Jordan Peterson's Life An Undeniable Lie by telling the truth and now he's trying to do it to me by lying. And you're all going along with it so you can lie to yourselves."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2025

jordan dixon

biggest queer out there. he gets named the "soccer queer" by his friends. he is pretty tall and somehow girls like him. he's alright at soccer but still considered the soccer queer.

person 1: is that jordan dixon?
person 2: oh yeah , soccerqueer?!
person 1: yeahhhh him

by penislicker662 December 5, 2019

Jordan

him

Jordan is him

by Tiddyboi November 23, 2021

Jordan

“The definition of what everybody hates” -Richie

“Jordan stop bow spamming”

by EYEGDYWGSTWUDVGSGSGSGWYDG September 3, 2021

jordan

The love of my life. She's always there for me when I need her, or when I need to feel loved or cared for. She makes me feel safe whenever she holds me. She knows how to put a smile on my face whenever I need it. I always show her off to everyone and am proud and happy to say she is mine. I don't know what I would do without her. I would be nothing without her. No one has ever made me feel like this. No one has ever made me think of having a future with someone like she does. No matter how many arguments, fights, or anything bad we go through, I will never leave her or not love her. Shes my entire world. Shes always on my mind, I'm always thinking about her and our future together. I cherish our relationship more than anything in this entire world. i could have never imagined even having a girlfriend and her being the one. because she is the one. shes the one i want to spend the rest of my life with and marry. i cant wait for our wedding day and seeing how happy she is. And when i read my vows out loud to everyone, they'll see how much I love her and being with her. i love my jordan.

i love Jordan, she so damn sexy. like lemme get a piece of that mamacita

by bigittybish6969 July 25, 2022

Jordan

Jordan is nice funny loyal and someone who will make you laugh when your mad at them or make you smile when ur sad . Jordan is always paying attention to what you say he will listen to you speak even if you speak too much sometimes Jordan is an awesome guy who would never hurt anyone. He is also awesome at sports and rapping. Never let go of a jordan

Jordan is the best friend

/ boy friend I could I ask for

by B3LLA-R0S April 3, 2022