Mud beard

Mud beard is when you lick the anus and a hemroird burst into the beard of the mans beard

I was eating some ass and got me a mud beard!

by Archerforpresident February 26, 2017

Mud Geyser

When a woman sleeps with a black man and shoots the sperm out of her vagina.

"Did you hear that Britney was a mud geyser last night?"

by CastWhenDumb June 29, 2025

The mud crab

When a partner inserts their thumb into the Anus of a women along with the other four fingers into the vagina pinching down in a crab like motion.

Connor gave Kaleigh the mud crab in order to drag her back into his sex dungeon

by Brickcuc May 14, 2022

mud monster

when you have so much fun you wouldn’t even know if you were covered in shit.

“may we all be mud monsters” - ayydubs

by ayydubs (fake) September 23, 2021

mississippi mud hound

When you a banging McCarthy’s mom in the poop shoot, pull your dick out whip it on the pillow and shove her face in it. Not to be confused with Mississippi blood hound

I gave McCarthy’s mom a Mississippi mud hound, don’t kiss her. Who’s a bad girl!

by McCarthy’s mothers lover November 27, 2021

Mud

The word "mud" is synonyme of the word cool its came form the youtuber "lars?"

"Yo bro that idea is so mud"
"What he did to you is so un-mud"

by Daxththegrez December 16, 2024

Mud cricket

Better known as John Chinery a male that blows all guys with lifted trucks and cow boy boots

A male that loves trucks mud cricket

by Joelost May 8, 2020