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Keira's hat

A hat Keira will defend with her life, she will go to extreme lengths to ensure that any one who touches her hat suffers greatly. She also feels naked without it
Keira: "TOUCH MY HAT AND I WILL FUCKING END YOU."

Justin: *touches Keira's hat* *gets killed*
by Sailor boy December 2, 2021
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hats off

When you feel comfortable enough around somebody that you would feel comfortable taking your/their condom (penis "hat") off during intercourse, as opposed to a circumstantial sexual encounter.
Jason: "I've been thinking... maybe it's time for hats off?"

Monica: "Yeah, you're clean, but your pull-out game better be on point!"
by not-a-furry November 30, 2024
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gift hat

that faget ass hat john always wears
me:WTF is on your head
gayass gift: its my hat
by hare dogg October 3, 2003
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phail-hat

Someone who attempts to/is an ass-hat but is so obvious you know it's coming.
Omg, here comes that drunken idiot who likes to rant. Let's bail before that phail-hat comes over here.
by RandomLink February 1, 2010
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Michigan hat

If someone has a Michigan Hat it means they have a bounty of a million dollars. This is because there is an “M” (million) on their head.

It doesn’t have to be an exact million, but just a large sum of money to get them gone.
KJ walkin round like he don’t got a Michigan Hat. Stupid ass
by Spoking July 14, 2024
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Roux Hat

The art of making so much Cajun Roux, that the Ballcap being worn by the Roux Maker, takes on a Strong and Thick Roux Texture/odor.
That Coonass Blake makes so many baches of Roux, he has a Roux Hat! You can smell that hat from a mile away!
by Teebaw January 28, 2025
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Mullet hat

A kind of person who lives in suburbia, but acts like he lives in the America countryside. They like dirt bikes, cars & hunting. They also show a weirdly strong amount of homosexuality.

They’re named mullet-hats due to the fact that they’re usually seen with a mullet and red dirt hat combination.
They thought their suburban neighborhood was not a weirdly shaped farm. But then, the mullet hats showed up.
by Roasted beans December 8, 2022
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