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Foxitis

A disease caused by an excessive consumption of right wing media, such as Fox News.

Symptoms may include:

- Living in a constant state of fear.

- Always being outraged at something.

-Displaying bigoted feelings or actions toward minorities & LGBT people.

- A decrease in IQ, critical thinking, and cognitive ability.

- A sexual attraction toward guns, American flags, and large pickup trucks.

- Calling people or things that you don’t like “Marxist,” “socialist,” or “communist.”

-Faster aging.

-Hypernationalism.

- Psychosis.

- (in severe cases) Carrying out acts of physical violence.

There are several treatment options for Foxitis:

- Going cold turkey (disconnecting yourself from right wing media completely).

- Watching foreign media outlets for a broader perspective of the world.

- Find ways to challenge your beliefs.

Ways to Prevent Foxitis:

- Get an education.
- Take media literacy classes.
- Keep an open mind.
- Get out of your bubble and interact with more people.
- Register to vote as a Democrat :)
Foxitis can have very negative effects on the sufferer as well as their family. If you or a loved one is struggling with Foxitis, don’t wait any longer. Call 1-800 UnFox My Cable Box.
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