win up to five times

Or LOSE up to ALL times!

If you buy five of the scratch-off tickets that say, "Win up to five times", it very likely will refer to how many times the STATE will win, since you were idiotic enough to spend the money on those five tickets and probably not win anything yourself.

by QuacksO September 12, 2019

life high five

When you and a friend from your past, get together after a big hiatus, and realize that you both have been living your best lives, and now they finally intersect. Who needs real high fives, when your lives can high five themselves!?

Josh: This is crazy. We both own houses, have killer jobs we love, we spend every weekend on the water, and we basically have been killing it! So glad we are hanging out again!

Brittany: Duh. Life high five!

by levinlaw September 15, 2019

Queen Five

Bullshit poker hand that shouldn’t crack pocket Kings but does anyway.

Got Queen Five’d again just in case I wasn’t broke enough.

by FluidWyfy September 30, 2019

The Five Dollar Foot Long

Verb, slang

Using a Subway sandwich wrapper and a rubber band as a condom, either because you're poor or just can't wait.

"Yeah dude we banged all night, paycheck's not in yet tho so I had to give her the five dollar foot long ya know what I mean?"
"Jim what the fuck."

by mrmeme56 October 11, 2019

five star

when somebody gives somebody else a slap on the back with their fingers spread into a wide open hand (and it hurts like a fucking bitch)

"He gave me a five star while I was asleep, now theres a huge handprint on my back."

by soljighi May 14, 2018

Five Guys Cigarettes

A fast food outlet where the manager is shopping pot out the back.

I'm not buying legally, I'm off down to Five Guys to get me some Five Guys cigarettes.

by CaliAngel May 18, 2018

medium five

A medium five is when you give someone a high-five, but its at stomach level.

Thomas: * reaches out for a handshake *
John: * slaps his hand, giving him a medium five *

by CheddaryCheese May 26, 2018