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Flying muffin top

Similar to your basic muffin top, but when very large people try to cram themselves into a coach seat in an airplane and their fat rolls spill over the armrests.
I was so glad when the plane touched down in Vegas because for the whole trip I was sandwiched between 2 flying muffin tops.
by cellar 56 January 26, 2010
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Venus Fly Trap

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When a girl wraps her legs around a guy and refuses to let him remove his penis from her vagina.
'Last night that girl venus fly trapped me. She had my dick on lockdown.'
'He tried to switch positions so I had to pull out the venus fly trap.'
'There's only one way to stop them withholding the D. Venus fly trap em.'
by wordyworderson August 21, 2018
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Large-breasted fruit fly

A woman who is endowed with large breasts who enjoys the company of gay men.
George was distracted by a "large-breasted fruit fly" while trying to pick up a trick at the bar.
by QueerChicken June 29, 2011
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Holy Flying Sausage Ninjas

Ninjas made of sausage that are holy, and can fly
Those Holy Flying Sausage Ninjas just killed my gerbil!!!!!!!!
by humandeath September 3, 2011
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Flying Fickle Finger of Fate

Pronunciation: \ˈflī\\iŋ \ˈfi-kəl\ \ˈfiŋ-gər\ \ˈäv\ \ˈfāt\

This perhaps is the first version of "flipping the bird" on prime time TV.(Rowan & Martin's "Laugh In". Was an American sketch comedy television program which ran for 140 episodes from January 22, 1968 to May 14, 1973.)

If they thought some deserved getting "the finger" They would be given "Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Award", saluting actual dubious achievements by the government or famous people. A breakthrough in TV broadcasting.
Holding ones arm outstretched with thumb and fingers retracted except the middle one and the middle finger extended as far as possible, You are now Flying the Fickle finger of fate. When you aim it at someone in particular, you are giving them a "Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Award"
by Dave "Dogbreath" October 29, 2009
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super fly hobo slippin

1. A game where people dress up as pimps and race greased hobos through a mall. Extra points are awarded if people stop the pimp to try and get a whore.

2. When you grease up some concrete stairs, throw a philly cheesesteak down to the bottom, and watch the hobos fall down
by thegreatwhitehype August 1, 2003
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Flying Towamencin steaming apple

An apple has its core removed and filled with feces, it is then thrown at vehicles and residents of Towamencin Township, Pennsylvania.
Dammit! Someone hit my car with a Flying Towamencin steaming apple!
by "J.R." September 27, 2005
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