Dutch cum fart

Cheap hooker, anal cream pie +air pump = Dutch cum fart

I was walking through the red light district amd found the perfect woman for a
Dutch cum fart

by Hertapussy driver April 16, 2023

Dutch Victory

See also: “Dutch Surrender”

A scenario where the outcome of a contest is clearly unknown, but the individual involved (typically a Dutchman) is distracted by an innocuous task and exits abruptly without warning, but later claims victory.

Possible Historical origin- Battle of Gasselterboerveenschemond, where the Dutch infantry fled during a Wallonian military advance in order to “Head home to oil their windmills.” Yet later claiming victory in the history books.

I’ll take $200 Guilder for passing go and now I must leave to put new lacquer on my shoes.

But we’re in the middle of Monopoly.

I still win, I have the most hotels.

Typical Dutch Victory…..

by DoubleDutchman December 15, 2021

Double Dutch Fiddle

When you and a bro hold hands, with the intent to use those hands to finger a girl/boy.

Emmet: Remember when Tony and I held hands and fingered that chic?
Phil: Yeah. You gave her the ol’ Double Dutch Fiddle

by GirthyMagic January 22, 2019

Dutch Apple

To fart in someone's face while they're teabagging you.

He's such a nasty guy. He actually Dutch appled me while I was going down on him!

by Gdawg15 July 7, 2015

Rough Dutch

When he gives you a Dutch rudder bites your ear right as you are about to go.

At the moment I was about to finish Lucas leaned in close, whispered rough Dutch and nibbled on my ear.

by Cheetow March 17, 2022

Dutch stroke

Another man grabs a wrist of a man while another man does the same and strokes you so it’s not gay because they’re not touching you.

Paul let me hold your wrist while you hold mine and move my shaft up and down with my hand . This is called the Dutch stroke

by Dutch monkeys February 4, 2024

Dutch

A guy that has a plan to farm Mangoes in Tahiti.

Arthur: I dont know about this Dutch-
Dutch: Have some goddamn Faith!

by Shinra4300 December 15, 2023