Text-an-ex drunk

Exactly what it sounds like

“Dude last night I was text-an-ex drunk”
“How’d it go”
“I’m gonna be a father man”

by bdix02 July 18, 2020

drunk front

a frontal system that moves in and creates unfishable conditions for the next day(s) so therefore the best way to pass this time is to drink

Roger: "hey when is this drunk front supposed to move in?"
Ralph: "its supposed to move in tonight, the wind is supposed to pick up for next few days. It looks like the next fishable day won't be 'til the middle of the week"

by fishkiller443 January 17, 2010

Drunk Bennis

A guy named Ben who references his penis

I hope my fingers are stronger than my Drunk Bennis.

by Earth Wind and Taint June 20, 2024

Dutch drunk

You've drunk so much alcohol that your completely off your face and should've passed out a few beers go, but somehow your still conscious

Mate with the amount we'll drink we'll get Dutch drunk!

by hidden truths July 26, 2017

Drunk

OK so she looks at her ass and sees that her back is cut and she's bleeding for the first time... Freaks out and tried to like... Cauterize it with a lighter? And then she freaks out and throws up all over herself and passes out...

Hym "And when she wakes up she finds some liquor in the trunk... And she decides 🤷 ♀️ 'I guess nows as good a time as any to get drunk!' Ok... And now she's gotta tie up her cut... Oof... Gross. She stay forgetting that she is like actively on the phone with the cops..."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2024

drunk lenz

You get so black out drunk, one wanders away and still gets home at the end of the night

I got so drunk Lenz last night I don't know how I got home

by Get_sum1992 August 24, 2016

Drunk twitter

A) everything, like all posts, on Twitter right now
B) your posts on Twitter that you create while craft and bail

First of all get of drunk Twitter definition b); Twitter and alcohol are not a food combination. Now be suspicious of everything you see on Twitter because of drunk Twitter definition a); it looks like everything that was twitterposed was composed by drunk people.

by Sexydimma April 9, 2022