Doing a David

When you ignore a fact because your phone tells you otherwise.

Wendy: It's snowing outside.
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.

Bradley: Oh he's doing a David again!

by Big-t Tarzan December 1, 2023

David

David’s are people who are generous and giving. They like to put other people first before themselves. Manipulating people and degrading people are their top priority but do not fret they are also good at blaming others when they get caught. Who wouldn’t want a David in your life!

Her: why do you always think you’re right and pkay the victim when you’re wrong?

Her: why are you a David?

by Sadboyka August 1, 2021

David Gower

Steer clear of this fella

"ew is that David Gower?"

by Mr mundane cheese August 1, 2022

David the cat

David the cat is a noble and dignified feline. He will cut you if you look at him the wrong way. He will entice you with his belly fluff, but don’t fall for it, because it is a trap. The moment you touch that soft velveteen belly, for he will sink his teeth into you and then hiss and run away. David, the cat really appears to like people he has never met before until they reciprocate his affection, and then he will bite. The one exception to this is if you are sitting on the couch, especially if you were wearing black. There’s nothing he likes more than to cover people at wearing black with his shed fur. If you’re on the couch and he sits on you, he is far less likely to bite you. If you haven’t already guessed this David, the cat is in fact, an orange cat.

I got a cat and I named him David. We call him David the cat.

by Kajaway January 24, 2025

David McIntyre

David McIntyre has wee willy and very homosexual. He touches up boys especially jvb. Because he is vulnerable. He also licks toes pf dead people and takes coke.

You are a David McIntyre

by Sexyboyjamie123 August 9, 2020

David

An alternative for "Cirb"
David means to ragebait.

My love language is to david my friend group.

by gugir April 24, 2025

David Miscavige

This microscopic turbo-manlet rose to the top of Scientology by performing copious amounts of standing blowjobs on L. Ron Hubbard. Petite and effeminate little David likes to beat up the people he has brainwashed in a futile attempt at asserting his nonexistent masculinity and despite the fact that he wouldn't survive for five minutes on an elementary school playground. Fun fact: Manlet Miscavige is one of the few manlets who is even shorter than tiny Tom Cruise. For shame!

Isn't that Scientology's leading manlet David Miscavige receiving an atomic wedgie from a grade-schooler over there? Oh well, boys will be boys.

by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024