noun.
1. When a man jizzes on his hand and smears all over a woman's face before licking it all of amd spitting it into her vagina.
1. When a man jizzes on his hand and smears all over a woman's face before licking it all of amd spitting it into her vagina.
Brad: Hey I really like that chick, but she did something weird last night
Mark: What? She said you weren't ugly? Haha!
Brad: Fuck you dude. No. We were hanging out and she told me to give her a blue salad.
Mark. Fuck dude. You gotta keep her. She a freak.
Mark: What? She said you weren't ugly? Haha!
Brad: Fuck you dude. No. We were hanging out and she told me to give her a blue salad.
Mark. Fuck dude. You gotta keep her. She a freak.
by blue salad January 27, 2019
Get the Blue Salad mug.A brand of ice cream found only in Texas, USA, and is charished more for that fact than its actual taste. One of many items and ideals Texans use to differenciate themselves.
by manchld September 21, 2004
Get the Blue Bell mug.Blue Waffles is an STD infection caused by unsafe sex, use of sex toys, and prostitution etc. This disease can cause continuous smelly discharge, pain, inflammation of the vagina, torn and cracking of skin appears in the area surrounding the vagina, blue or green coloring around vagina.There is no current cure for this disease.
(This disease is like herpes or Aids)
(This disease is like herpes or Aids)
by Twinkie714 June 8, 2010
Get the Blue Waffle mug.Some strong-ass bud that fucks you over if smoked irresponsibly (e.g. in a blunt). Make sure that there is at least 5 people hitting a blunt of this, otherwise there is a strong possibility of you turning into a vegetable-like state
by CocoaBud June 14, 2010
Get the Blue Cheese mug.A "Blue MAGA" is dumb, low-information, centrist/rightwinger who imagines they are "liberal" or "progressive." Their low level of knowledge and true-believer epistemology makes them imagine they are "leftists" despite being cop-loving, military loving, white-supremacist centrists.
"Blue" refers to their "blue know matter who" mentality, that traditionally embraces all rightwing fascism so long as it is marketed in blue colors and with "Democrat" talking points.
"MAGA" refers to their white supremacist belief that America used to be great (ie before Trump or Bush, or when Democrats are in charge, etc) and that US institutions by-and-large work except when GOP and/or a foreign enemy ("Russia" etc) obstruct America's otherwise "good intentions."
"BlueMAGA" has a more centrist meaning than simply "limo liberal" or "yuppie," as it refers to obvious centrists (ie the Western majority) that imagine they are on the left while actually being simply more-polite, but otherwise ordinary MAGA.
BlueMAGA themselves refuse to accept this defintion and instead pretend that "Blue MAGA" simply means an ethusiastic democrat.
"Blue" refers to their "blue know matter who" mentality, that traditionally embraces all rightwing fascism so long as it is marketed in blue colors and with "Democrat" talking points.
"MAGA" refers to their white supremacist belief that America used to be great (ie before Trump or Bush, or when Democrats are in charge, etc) and that US institutions by-and-large work except when GOP and/or a foreign enemy ("Russia" etc) obstruct America's otherwise "good intentions."
"BlueMAGA" has a more centrist meaning than simply "limo liberal" or "yuppie," as it refers to obvious centrists (ie the Western majority) that imagine they are on the left while actually being simply more-polite, but otherwise ordinary MAGA.
BlueMAGA themselves refuse to accept this defintion and instead pretend that "Blue MAGA" simply means an ethusiastic democrat.
Blue MAGA don't know what Blue MAGA means: theyd easily believe that Tucker Carlson invented the term while he was working for the Russians, who they believe will be brought to justice by Liz Cheney & tiktok teens any day now.
by Thom Servo March 17, 2022
Get the Blue MAGA mug.1. The political change of the United States in favor of liberalism.
2. A commercial expansion pack for the popular computer game Half-Life that is commonly mocked with the name "Blue Shit". In my opninion, it is a good expansion that gets lots of hate for being a little too short. It also included the high definition pack for Half-Life and Half-Life: Opposing force which enchanced the graphics with new 3D models.
2. A commercial expansion pack for the popular computer game Half-Life that is commonly mocked with the name "Blue Shit". In my opninion, it is a good expansion that gets lots of hate for being a little too short. It also included the high definition pack for Half-Life and Half-Life: Opposing force which enchanced the graphics with new 3D models.
by gothrocker0207 September 27, 2005
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