bar ring

A ring you that looks like a wedding ring you wear to the bar so people don’t hit on you or approach you.

Some dude was walking up to me at the bar but I had my bar ring on so I held up my hand and he walked away. Thought I was married.

by Helpful123456789 September 6, 2023

Marg Bar SpongeBob

Literally means "death to SpongeBob" in Persian but is commonly used with the Squidward "Lip Status: Packed" meme by American good ol' boys to indicate frustration with insane tobacco-hating liberals forcing their will on America and "reconstructing" conservative values.

Crazy Liberal: We need to protest in the streets for higher taxes on the rich so that the gov't can provide free healthcare to homosexual, black puppies!

Normal Guy: Marg bar SpongeBob

Crazy Liberal: Wow, a foreign language! How progressive!

by Migdal Kadanoff May 8, 2024

Garg-a-bar-go

A mispronunciation of the name Garabaldi.

(Refrence from Brooklyn Nine-Nine)

"Garg-a-bar-go"! Sorry, can't talk need more medigin. Garabaldi!

by Raven Birdperson December 6, 2016

Bar fly

A slutty whore who sings scary-oke at the bar regularly prowling for any guy that will pay attention to her poor me story

Melissa Hassenger is a bar fly.

by thebetterbitch November 26, 2024

bar whaler

An unattractive male who goes to bars and hits on the fattest woman there in an attempt to take her home and fuck her or feed his family of four.

I went down to the tavern the other night and I saw a bar whaler. He had just caught himself a humpback heftie. She had three asses, two bellies, and four titties, (one pair on either side of her body).

by BooSackNoodle November 4, 2014

Bar-Hoo

Noise made by brass players in their earlier years, particularly the trombone. May be used to imitate bad playing, along with words like "frack" and "fwah". Usually occurs at the ends of phrases when the player runs out of air.

Honk honk hoooonnnnk, frrrrr-ACK! frrrrr-ACK! Bar-HOOOOOOooooooo

by trombonejones July 9, 2011

Coffee bar

Coffee bar- the shit you take after having outrageous butt sex and now you can’t stop shitting. Kinda like the huge shit you take after drinking lots of coffee.

Met up with Mark last night, when I was done with him he let out coffee bar’s all morning.

by Hipster holocaust February 22, 2018