August 12th

International send a brazilian an ass pic day.

Rafa: Yo Angela it's August 12th. You know what that means right?
Angela: Oh hell yeah! I'll send it right now.

by RAFooos May 4, 2025

August 27

ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!! EVERYBODY LOVES AUGUST 27TH!!!!

It’s August 27! It’s my birthday!

by ✝️🌊NOODLE🌊✝️ May 6, 2025

August 26th

LOVE THY BROTHER AND PROSPER SOULJAH

BEST DAY OF THE YEAR

Its august 26th so I spread love and good fortune to those in need.

by swagdoctor100 May 6, 2025

August

My gang I do 383839 backflips with and also whip and nae nae on. Super gorgeous and nice legit sugar and spice 😍😍

August is so awesome or whatev

by I'm the coolest bro May 10, 2025

AUKUS

AUKUS (noun & verb)

Noun:
A massively overpriced, overhyped, and underdelivered deal — usually between clueless governments or corporations — that becomes a national embarrassment. Symbolises waste, spin, and zero return on investment.

Verb:
To financially commit to something absurdly expensive and ultimately useless. Usually followed by long-term regret, political fallout, or personal shame.

✅ Example 1:

The government spent hundreds of billions on submarines that won’t arrive for decades — classic AUKUS.

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✅ Example 2:

I thought I was signing up for a luxury yoga retreat, but it was just a tarp in a paddock with goats. I totally AUKUSed myself.

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by Gonzo Snark June 13, 2025

August

The smartest, most caring guy in the world. With hair or without, he looks gorgeous no matter what he does. And he may or may not be the best at chess and the mini-crossword, but never better at the wordle.

"August is going to marry Mackenzie one day, he stole that girls heart as soon as he cooked her steak and did face masks with her."

by stargirl2002 June 18, 2025

Augustin

Augustin is a sexy french guy he always needs an L girl and he loves swordfishes

Augustin fishing his twin

by swordfishptrk July 6, 2025