Asshole

A human with the name jake/ thomas, a man who can’t spell there name, a male whore, they are not only stupid but a degenerate waste of space

“Thomas/Jakes is a asshole”
“What a whore”

by Angellaite March 29, 2020

Asshole

Everyone on this planet is an asshole including you.

Hey, look at that asshole behind that screen!

by Ur dada April 29, 2021

CAptian Asshole

He is most likely the biggest asshole you know and os the capian of all assholes, hence the name but who knows maybe he has a soft side and is just using tough love.

Person 1: Hey look it's captian asshole. Person 2: who, Andrew? Person 1: yep that's captian asshole

by SugarScruber November 10, 2022

Asshole

everyone was defining the word "asshole" as people who are being assholes, I'm going to define THE asshole.

the g spot, in males and females.
also, a magical place that makes you feel good.

"yo dude, your asshole is so tight!"
"no homo though lol"

by aaaqqqqqaaaaaa October 15, 2023

Asshole

Sam Howard

Dude Sam Howard is an asshole

by The Pupper April 4, 2017

Finger out of asshole

Telling someone to stop doing shit and get on with their task.

Teacher: Finger out of asshole, finish your worksheet, or no recess for you.
Student: ...?

by Mr Confident July 12, 2016

Asshole melter

The steamiest, hottest, most painful shit that causes your asshole to burn for a few minutes after

“Bro my ass is so sore”
“What the hell happend?!”
“I just had an Asshole Melter”

by CuppaDoe June 12, 2024