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The Wank Dance

A dance, similar to the mashed potato dance, but used by young women who think a wank is a type of dance. To do the dance, you simply smack your fists on top of each other.
Sara: Hey, you wankin'?
Sion: Um..No. I'm doing the mashed potato dance.
Sara: Aren't they like..the same thing?
Sion: You're wank, you know that?
Sara: Yup! *Begins to do The Wank Dance*
by The Wiggles kids August 24, 2012
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Green Wank

1. When an individual, organization, or political group promotes or implements a seemingly eco-friendly initiative that is more about self-satisfaction or public image than delivering meaningful environmental benefits. Often overlooks practical solutions or creates unintended negative consequences elsewhere.
2. When an individual or group engages in performative or self-indulgent environmental actions that are designed to make them feel good or look virtuous but provide little to no actual environmental benefit.
3. A form of virtue signaling disguised as eco-consciousness.

See also Green Wash.
The Green Party proposing to reduce local sheep farming, even though it’s more sustainable here and the alternative is importing lamb from halfway around the world, is classic Green Wank.
by AuthenticFake December 2, 2024
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Risky Wank

When a man masturbates, usually at home or at a friend’s, with the door open to increase the risk of getting caught. This can produce a very powerful orgasm.
I had a risky wank at Dan’s last night and he didn’t suspect a thing!
by CircumcisedCanadian January 12, 2020
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multi-wank

When you are trying to masturbate and your girlfriend, mom, sister, Aunt, etc. walks past and you have to quickly change the website.
Guy 1: Did you see the porn website I emailed you?

Guy2: No, I couldn't, my mom was home and I had to multi-wank, but I did it when she fell asleep.
by Tylah808 March 23, 2011
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Wank

To work thoroughly and to concentrate hard
by Dickballer June 6, 2022
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soft wank

when you wear a soft glove and have a quick tug
Jordan "Mam guess what i just did" Jordan's Mam"What did you just do" Jordan"I had a soft wank with your glove and its all soggy"
by Softwank69 June 18, 2016
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skinny wank

Hey Billy, did ya get a gud spunkin from the skinny wank ye fuckin lad?
by spunkatom July 9, 2016
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