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20 october is make your girlfriend waffles day
it's october 20, i'm gonna make my girlfriend waffles for make your girlfriend a waffle day
by turnitps October 19, 2022
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Waffle ASS

When you have been sitting in the car for over five hours and when you pull over at the local BINGO hut to pinch a loaf and your ass tingles from sitting to long and you know you have little wrinkles on you fat ASS shape like the seat.
DAD! PULL OVER. I have a bad case of Waffle ASS!
by Gilfslayer1 August 9, 2018
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Blue waffle

A derogatory term for a hoe

A female that is so rancid whoresh she the infamous fictitious disease blue waffle a disease that would turn the vagina blue
Can you believe that he fucked that nasty blue waffle bitch...n introduced that hoe to our daughter!
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Waffle

When you are speaking nonsense. Or purposely doing it to something
‘I’m actually a war veteran. I just came her to receive my 15k gold necklace and ended up saving an orphanage
“Stop waffling bro. All you do is waffle.”
by TheOddWaffl February 15, 2021
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anxious waffles

The feeling you get when you get a small shock from trying to remove your waffles from the toaster with a fork
by Disgruntled Squirrel January 13, 2017
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Waffling

To be rambling/ranting about a subject or topic without giving any useful information
Bill: “So basically in the Last of Us, there are these zombies that come from a fungi called Cordyceps and-“
Frank: “What’s bro waffling about?”
by TodTheTruck February 20, 2023
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Awful Waffle

The most up to date, logical and accepted definition of the Awful Waffle is simple and, depending on your level of FET involvement, can even be fun…. The Awful Waffle is when a person, male or female, has their chest shat upon and then the steam laden pile of stool is smashed with either a badminton or tennis racket.
One thing lead to another, rounded second base, then third, and before I knew it she was standing over me, gifting me with a nice Awful Waffle… talk about a bonding experience! Loved it!
by RayRoomp June 23, 2025
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