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World War Toilet

When you have to really use the bathroom or take a big shit. Usually after eating a big or greasy meal.
John: Oh, man. That 72oz steak went right through me. I'll be fighting in World War Toilet tonight.
by KnightofNerdom November 14, 2019
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World War III

Something you get when you combine Hillary and Trump (also when North Korea sends a nuke to U.S.A)
Oh no it’s World War III we are all gonna die.
by SwaggyBallz62 May 20, 2018
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naked thumb war

Hey girl, what's going on tonight.. You want to have a naked thumb war?
by wafflebitch January 1, 2018
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world war III

a war started by trump trying to stop an imaginary war to start a new war because he has a microscopic, little, small-scale, compact, tiny, bijou, portable, miniature, mini, and gay pp and brain
we will all die in world war III due to Kim JOng Un NUkes.
by Rhhr January 9, 2020
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Thomson Tug-Of-War

Similar to the Florence Finger-Blast, it’s when two dudes face eachother naked, criss-cross arms, and proceed to tug on eachother’s cocks till climax, never breaking eye contact, all while telling eachother how special the other one is. Originated from AUSP Thomson, Ill.
Hey Bob, you up for little Thomson Tug-Of-War?
Oh fuck yeah, Jimbo. You’re the best at it.
by Gaysofthunder69 February 10, 2020
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Mickey Mouse War

A war that achieved nothing, was pointless, or was not worth the lives lost.
by Lord Roguy May 28, 2020
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Iowa Honey Wars

Literally, the dumbest "war" there is. Literally, some guy couldn't draw a straight line for the border and Missouri got petty and said they had more land then they did, and then Iowa got petty and said they had more land then they did, and everyone got salty and got weapons (One being a sausage grinder) an stood at the "border" ready to fight and calling each other pukes (Yes really) until the supreme court sent someone to confirm the border. (This is a real thing look it up)
The Iowa honey wars were hecking dumb
by Nipple_Grease October 10, 2017
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