sad ass virgin

ayo is that ME?

Guy: please have sex with me

Girl: no you stupid sad ass virgin

Guy: okay jesus christ you asshole

by Fyondike January 25, 2022

the virgin assembly

A group chat filled with....Swank, cancer, dankness, sweet sweet anal, and casual rape jokes

Did you know that the virgin assembly gave me sweet sweet testicular cancer.

by Soiler04 January 13, 2017

Virgin Auctioneer

A female who auctiions off her virginity for a large sum of money. The female posts on craigslist, other classified advertising sites, or uses local or national media to set virginity for auction.

There are real life examples of Virgin Auctioneers and one of them is "A 20-year-old woman from Southern Brazil has sparked a wave of criticism by auctioning off her "first sexual experience" to the highest bidder as part of a documentary. The stunt has generated outrage in Brazil, however, bids have already reached $1 million."

by UrbanPhonics October 28, 2012

virgin

a person that plays videogames 24/7 and does not go outside, touch grass, or talk to women

Holden has 186 hours on GTA and he is a fucking virgin

by Coolswagman778 July 5, 2021

Virgin

People who have mohawks

Dude, joe is such a virgin

by Joes daddy December 22, 2020

almost virgin

When someone states they're a virgin but they're really not

Stacy: I'm a almost virgin

Yaban: I mean that wall was pretty wide

by Almost lover July 8, 2016

Infina-virgin

The Infina-virgin is the ultimate no nut lifestyle where you dont even look at your dick never ever break the no beat code and never see porn

Random person: wanna fuck
infina-virgin: nah cant Im living the Infina-virgin lifestyle

by cumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcuu December 1, 2022