toilet-ridden

Someone who can’t stay off the toilet

Hey man, I was toilet-ridden from that delicious meal I ate with my dad last night💩

by cdeeznutz March 7, 2021

toilet taco

a taco-like formation made in the toilet, which is a poo wrapped in toilet paper like a tortilla.

I pooped in my hand covered in TP. I can now make a toilet taco!

by DabbingIsSo2015 June 1, 2020

Toilet Tamale

An oversized poop that you let out after it’s been steaming in your anal cavity since you left the local Mexican restaurant

“Regina, step on it, I gotta drop a toilet tamale from all those tacos I just ate.”

by Phat Paulie July 31, 2025

skibidi toilet

a very weird series of toilets with heads sticking out of them who fight people with security camera heads

skibidi toilet is so ohio

by shorelarkk December 22, 2023

Skibidi Toilet Syndrome

The mental problems plaguing Gen Alpha due to Short Form Video Content, as well as new memes and slang terms such as "Rizz, Gyatt, Fanum Tax" etc.
This causes them to have reduced attention spans, lowered intelligence, and a tendency to repeat memes and slang at random times.

*a child runs around doing a tiktok dance and yelling Gen A slang*
"Gees, that kid must have Skibidi Toilet Syndrome."

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024

toilet phone

A phone that has been dropped at least once in the toilet

-hey I love your phone
-me too, but it's a toilet phone, so...

by Hotwheels100 June 27, 2016

Toilet Paper

Something unnecessary during the 2020 coronapocalypse. Ok, people were quarantined, but Corona was NOT a shitting disease. People went vicious for toilet paper, scratching and clawing and in some places, even stabbing each other to get a fucking piece of paper to wipe their ass with.

Girl #1: What’s that scratch on your face from?

Girl #2: Oh, it’s from when I got the last roll of toilet paper.

by Sophia Duarte March 18, 2020