Juliet : No, James, I can’t take another Montana Moon Blast. My ass is so full with your juice.
James : It is okay baby, you can suck my dong instead. *inserts Mongolian Ripper*
James : It is okay baby, you can suck my dong instead. *inserts Mongolian Ripper*
by Tailpipefucker June 7, 2019
Get the Montana Moon Blastmug. A member that is always loyal and ready to fight for a clan that once betrayed him. This warrior is a true founder and is in second command of the clan that he be lives in
by Notataspmember69 November 26, 2018
Get the Tasp Moonmug. a quasi-yearly celebration of Time Travel, when Time Travelers (Krononauts or Chrononauts) make contact with us — physically or via quantum signals.
The event occurs on the night of the Total Lunar Eclipse — also called the Blood Moon because of the deep red color that the Full Moon turns to. Upcoming nights of the Krononaut Moon will occur on 07 Sep 2025, 03 Mar 2026, 31 Dec 2028, 26 Jun 2029, 20 Dec 2029, and so on.
The event occurs on the night of the Total Lunar Eclipse — also called the Blood Moon because of the deep red color that the Full Moon turns to. Upcoming nights of the Krononaut Moon will occur on 07 Sep 2025, 03 Mar 2026, 31 Dec 2028, 26 Jun 2029, 20 Dec 2029, and so on.
by 0bject July 10, 2025
Get the Krononaut Moonmug. Small lil town an hour south of SF. There’s nothing to do here unless you’re into surfing, beachside pilates, dog-walking, and other white people things.
Weed here is pretty mid, you’re better off going to Pacifica or SF. Come to think of it, there’s no real dispensary here either :(
People here tend to think they’re the shit. It’s a small podunk town so everyone pretty much hates each other lol
The gangs here are pretty timid, even CSL and MLN are pretty much just minor cliques at this point. Calling them crews would be overselling them lol
There’s a crap ton of rednecks, takuaches wannabes, white people, occasional preps, but that’s pretty much it. The high school football team was good back right before the pandemic.
Weed here is pretty mid, you’re better off going to Pacifica or SF. Come to think of it, there’s no real dispensary here either :(
People here tend to think they’re the shit. It’s a small podunk town so everyone pretty much hates each other lol
The gangs here are pretty timid, even CSL and MLN are pretty much just minor cliques at this point. Calling them crews would be overselling them lol
There’s a crap ton of rednecks, takuaches wannabes, white people, occasional preps, but that’s pretty much it. The high school football team was good back right before the pandemic.
Half Moon Bay is pretty much only ideal for taking a piss after coming up from Santa Cruz. Not much else.
by Hova’s Witness March 22, 2023
Get the Half Moon Baymug. When you have anal sex after injecting heroin Into your penis veins and tonight well be doing it on the moon
by GirthQuakeMan December 24, 2018
Get the Doing it on the moonmug. 
