Seeing Snakes

"Seeing Snakes"

1. A euphemistic term for being irritable, unpleasant, or just a general bitch. From the study which found that women are better at seeing snakes during PMS, as opposed to other times of the month. Google it.

2. To be pissed off or grouchy.

1. "Man, Jerry's chick totally blew up at me last night over absolutely nothing. That girl must be seeing snakes."

2. "First I had to deal with waiting in line for like an hour, and then my car wouldn't start, and then I burnt dinner and had to eat pickles and Ramen noodles. Jesus, am I ever seeing snakes today!"

by Jmonger223 June 21, 2012

Drake Snake

A leak released of Drake showing his absolute schlong of a cock. Almost as big as Mason coopers

Person 1: Did you see Drakes leak?
Mason Cooper: He has a Drake Snake! Almost as big as mine

by JeffTheNick March 12, 2024

Snakes

A person mostly who talks a lot of shit and person who pretends their your best friend but talks mad shit about you but doesn’t do anything

Snakessss

by Poo poo head forever June 9, 2018

Water snake

A penis that does not get fully erect and sometimes has to be thumbed In

‘No I don’t fancy him, he had a right water snake’

by Chickennuggetszzzz July 7, 2024

snake

an animal that wont kill you in your sleep contrary to popular belief

p1: have you met p3s snake? p2: yah its the nicest animal ive ever met

by the negotiatr January 2, 2021

snake

a girl that lies or goes against you and is a fake friend, slags you off behind your back then is nice to your face.

Stacey’s such a snake, i told her not to talk to the boy i like but she did it anyway

by savetheturtleslol July 24, 2019

Velvet Snake

The Velvet Snake is essentially just a term for a penis which has recently had a lubricant applied to it, and is now soft.

It results in a penis that looks like a smooth "velvety" snake.

Myself: Woah, that sex was amazing, I've gone soft now.
Brenda: You have, lovely little Velvet Snake you've got there *winks*
Myself (offended): LITTLE?!?

by MudderFukcer January 19, 2022