thomas batchelore kent

A very unusual player, but always has a girlfriend even if it’s for one day, he has a girlfriend three time every month. He’s funny and a practical joker, he is jumpy and gets scared a lot, he’s not a magnet to the girls.

Oh my god why would any one want a Thomas batchelore kent

by Lambingson March 6, 2022

thomas the tank engine

inhaling a vape through your bum hole and blowing it out through your nose

did you know my dad can thomas the tank engine

by deffo January 23, 2023

Thomas

Thomas Is The Best Name On Earth. He Stole Girls From All His Friends. Thomas Loves To Be Called Daddy. Thomas Is The Best At Trolling Too. From Yours Truly Willie With The Third Leg.

Daddy- Thomas Himself.

by Willie with the third leg November 23, 2021

Shut Up Thomas Day 3

shut up thomas day 3 is the third national shut up thomas day in the world! it’s on october 20th!

thomas: hey
me: shut up
thomas: oh my god is there ANOTHER national shut up thomas day?

me: yup! it’s october 20th, today! Shut Up Thomas Day 3!
thomas: why

by adorable6d September 23, 2020

Thomas

has had enough of this narcissistic name-description bollocks.

This posting on Instagram stories is making Thomas violently angry.

by padsDarcey November 23, 2021

odd thomas

The fourth man in the room during a male on male on male butt-n-nut sesh.

“Wow, Joey was a real Odd Thomas last night while you were railing me Todd.” Craig said as Joey left the apartment that morning.

by Ezd’s March 29, 2020

Thomas

He's very often found scrolling through his own name on Urban Dictionary. Hes probably affiliated with the Hooker Palace. His best friend is probably a kinky Australian goblin with ADHD.

Thomas illness is chronic but his ass is iconic

by Definitely Not Soko July 8, 2020