Dead Ting

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Dead ting

by Max Cullen July 4, 2019

dead paradie

the hottest female gamer ever whose ass that vigilant elite wants to tap

omg look at dead paradie own vigilant elite in DOA4

by Vigilant Elite May 28, 2008

Dead man walking

A person who's in the military and will die in combat sooner or later.

I'm just a Dead man walking.

by Cloud FF7 December 16, 2016

dead man talking

Statement, usually stupid, sarcastic, and/or indicative to a sexually moronic male who uses cheap shots to incite feminine ire. Word play on "dead man walking", i.e., referencing the near-status of said tried, convicted, and soon-to-be-dead male. If said male wished to live, he best STFU.

Guy: (Come-on line)Soooo...ya hear that new blonde joke with the...
Girl: (Interrupting): (yells): Dead man talking!
(All other women in the room lean out or off of their cubicles/workspaces/barstools with a deathglare on their faces)
Guy: Nevermind.

by k2kate January 28, 2009

brain dead

A girl who either refuses to perform, who who is bad at, oral sex.

"Hey did you hook up with that one girl? I saw you two heading upstairs"
"Yeah, but it was barely worth it, all we did was kiss. She was totally brain dead.

by Joe Gilpin May 6, 2008

boil a dead dog

to repeatedly have the same argument over and over again. used in place of the out of date phrase "beating a dead horse"

origin - Sex columnist Dan Savage regularly blogs his opinion that 'all pit bulls should be boiled alive and fed to their idiot owners'. These posts regularly incite repetitive arguments among commenters.

"Oh man, Max and Martha are having their honeycrisp versus fuji argument again. Those two really know how to boil a dead dog."

by painausten February 23, 2008

mad rat dead

The fucking coolest game ever. It has rats, Camellia, waifus, AND gay people, what more can you ask for?

Person A: “Do you like Mad Rat Dead?”
Person B: “Who doesn’t?”

by SnasiiToonz November 28, 2021