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New dad stat

A statistic coined by "Pat rick" on the MMA Discord server that follows new fathers wins and losses.
I knew he would win the fight, the new dad stat is never wrong.
by deepspace9mm September 4, 2021
mugGet the New dad statmug.

Dads

Damn I have dads and it’s coming out like lava!
by Death Keeper June 8, 2019
mugGet the Dadsmug.

think someone is your dad

to be on ecstasy.
this term does not, however, maintain to all experiences on ecstasy, but only ones in which you think someone is your dad. usually occurs at school or in the mall.
(kid sees dean at school)
kid:"dad?"
dean"huh?"
(kid runs away)

so i heard you were going to the mall on ecstasy today. be careful, you might think someone is your dad.
by johnnyhash1283 May 31, 2009
mugGet the think someone is your dadmug.

Dad

Hey dad…” “Wait dad DAD DAAADDDD *Cries* where’d you go dad”
by AreYouDumb May 17, 2020
mugGet the Dadmug.

andi's dad

the bread eater, asks his son andi to make him some bread and mash goes like gf.
andi's dad: ANDI where is my fucking bread u dam prick, i want sourdough bitch. andi: yes father but let me finish making more money then emma because she owns me and i dont like getting owned. andi's dad: syd pal and hurry
by TOCH EMMA November 13, 2009
mugGet the andi's dadmug.

Ur dad

Hmmm idk man he's gone he disappeared
Deric: "Ur dad was really hard last night dude I felt all up on that shit" Chris: WHAT DUDE U FUCKED MY DAD
by I'm gay ASF so is ur mom March 24, 2024
mugGet the Ur dadmug.

Dad

by your fellow gurl January 26, 2022
mugGet the Dadmug.

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