Russian Johnson

A sex act where the male applies ice cubes to his genitalia (while during intercourse), then bathes his penis in vodka, and proceeds to skull fuck the other individual

“Bro, I gave Sarah an awesome Russian Johnson last night!”

by PoopPantz December 10, 2020

Russian disinformation

An excuse used to quickly delegitimize an allegation being made against you.

I saw those DM‘s in your phone between you and another woman! Are you having an affair?

Naw baby, those DMs ain’t real! That’s Russian disinformation!

by Jewalz2002 October 23, 2020

russian ice pick

The act of defecating in a plastic bag, freezing the poo and then inserting said frozen turd into a nice eastern European ladies twat.

Why buy a rabbit? She loves the russian ice pick.

by babsisababe February 12, 2015

Russian Roukette

A game in which the participants line 5 lines of Cocaine and 1 line of Ketamine, taking random attempts to avoid the Ketamine.

Sophie was wasted on Saturday, played Russian Roukette and lost, spent the night ket lagged in the bathroom

by Roulettemaster June 24, 2019

Russian Gas Pump

When you start peeing in the middle of having sex.

"Yo, last night I gave dis hoe a Russian Gas Pump, she totally dug it."
"Yo....that's disgusting."

by Singerman13 July 24, 2016

Russian Shower

When the person next to you gets their head cut off or seriously wounded and you become covered with blood.

"Yo, I just got a Russian Shower because that fool got his head chopped off!"

by HappyAssArrows June 3, 2022

Russian dust storm

Sprinkle cocaine on a strippers asshole the put your face in front of her asshole and your friend punches her in the stomach making her fart the cocaine into your face.

Dude Frank and I fucked this hooker last night and we did the Russian dust storm on her!!!

by Captaincatshit April 19, 2021