Dutch Auto

A Dutch Auto is like a dutch oven but it’s done in the car. For maximum effectiveness, the child window locks should be activated before the gaseous discharge.

I had three Taco Bell bean burritos for lunch. I gave Leslie a Dutch Auto on the way back.

by Gas man. January 11, 2019

Dutch Buffet

Paying separately for prostitutes at an orgy.

Kristie and her friends came overlast night so Julian and I decided to go dutch buffet and split the cost.

by RodJustice September 30, 2014

Dutch Brown Nose

Placing shit stained underwear on someone’s head covering their face

While at the gym pumping iron I noticed that someone snuck up behind Nico and gave him a Dutch Brown Nose.

by Thor from Whitestone May 30, 2024

Dutch Anal

A combination of Dutch Oven and Anal penetration. Farting directly into your partner's anal canal.

I just gave the gassiest Dutch Anal to this hot chick, my buddy Cronic is super into it

by CronicWhitewing February 23, 2025

Dutch Force

The best Dutch warclan.

OMG, who won DWC? Dutch Force ofcourse!

by _Dutch_ February 12, 2018

dutch hotdog

during sex the man goses gets a hotdog bun , musterd, and ketup. then he puts the hotdog bun around his cock. then puts on ketup and musterdon his dick. then the lover eats the stuff of of the partners cock.

bob:gess what.

frank: what

bob: last night i dutch hotdoged ny bitch!!!!!

frank: sweet!!!

by piepie1620 October 1, 2012

Double Dutch

When you're double penetrated by two Dutch men in The Netherlands in a windmill while you wear wooden shoes. Wind turbine also works from an accredited source.

99 year old Agatha hadn't visited her home since WWII. She traveled back to the Netherlands to see that things have DRASTICALLY changed.

She went to an old Windmill she remembered as a kid, and upon entering found a pair of wooden shoes that fit her perfectly. "Just like when I was a kid"!
Then two naked extremely ripped Dutchmen came into the Windmill. Since her Dutch was the old way of speaking, it got mixed up in translation. All parties enjoyed a nice "Double Dutch" in the end. Agatha then passed away 2 days later peacefully in her sleep, still wearing the wooden shoes with a note that read "I have lived a full life, God bless thee".

by KentuckyFaceSit November 20, 2025