A really nice and caring guy. he has an amazing smile that will brighten your day. he has the best hair!! He is really hot and beautiful brown eyes. i love jake
by ecohen November 17, 2018
by Eggrollgummybear November 29, 2021
to spank your monkey. to jake off.
"what are you doing?!"
"i'm jaking off! i'm about to gak everywhere!"
"why would you jake off in my car?"
"i'm jaking off! i'm about to gak everywhere!"
"why would you jake off in my car?"
by bonerpetite August 06, 2022
A Jake is someone on xbox usually 12-20 who has 3+ Yes men in the party and thinks the n word is dark humor they arent funny at all and when they tell a joke all the yes men in the party laugh for 5 minutes straight thinks he is cool for being edgy and are almost always bad at the game
by TayDaBeast July 24, 2020
by Nick has a big dick May 08, 2022
Jake is the best guy you will ever fucking meet. he has great taste in music and has the most amazing hair ever. he's the best friend you'll ever meet and lucky you if you have a Jake. He is loveable and caring and SUPER FUNNY. He has the dirtiest mind to ever exist and constantly makes dick jokes (ofc you join in) He's amazing and has like, BUFF arms. He's athletic and gives good hugs, Loves sweatshirts and sweatpants, and actually looks good in them. You've dedicated Spotify playlists to him and you think of him every time you hear a love song. He likes books about love and you always text at 2 am about them. He is like 6'5 and has the prettiest blue eyes. Although You know you can't have him, You still manage to fall in love with him so now you suffer every time you see him.
Bestie #1: Hey! Have you hung out with Jake recently??
Bestie #2: Omg yes! I hung out with him last night and it was so much fun!
Bestie #1: Honestly, Jake is so amazing and funny and I love him so much!!!!
Bestie #2: Omg yes! I hung out with him last night and it was so much fun!
Bestie #1: Honestly, Jake is so amazing and funny and I love him so much!!!!
by Hopelessbitch July 22, 2022
He's the guy best friend everybody needs and loves, and he has an amazing but dirty sense of humor. He wears letterman hoodies every day and He causes you to crane your neck to talk to him. He has an interesting taste in music and has super buff arms. He has a smile that makes your heart flutter and the most perfect teeth ever. If you have a Jake, NEVER LET HIM GO
Friend: Do you know Jake?
YN: Yeah, We're texting!
Friend: OMG really you're so lucky!
YN: Yeah...He's really amazing
YN: Yeah, We're texting!
Friend: OMG really you're so lucky!
YN: Yeah...He's really amazing
by Hopelessbitch June 04, 2022