like old people fuck

Descriptive phrase. Usually used after a noun and verb.

Compares what someone or something is doing (or has done) to the speed and style of elderly people having sexual intercourse.

Ex: Damn it, John. You run like old people fuck! Hurry up!

by Les Mots September 17, 2023

white people snack tray

those trays they usually have at white people functions! the shit with cheese and mf ham 😒

“ayo where’s the white people snack tray?”

“you know the one with cheese and crackers?”

“yeah man, the white people snack tray!”

by jonah bastard bitch October 16, 2020

Respect short people day

This day will take place on 23rd October (Friday) and you must respect short people day and if you don’t people will not respect you!

Yo luckas do you want a free coke, it’s ‘respect short people day’ 🤠👊🏼

by Luckas u prick :)) October 19, 2020

National Single People Day

if your single, August 3rd is YOUR day

"Happy National Single People Day, my new favorite day"

by yomommapoopiebaka August 2, 2022

Annoy tall people day

Annoy all your tall friends no matter what it takes!

“Eyo, yk what days today?!”

“Annoy tall people dayyy”

by Trixxy72 September 21, 2022

Punch tall people month

fuck you this is my retaliation you stupid tall cunts
watch out all october every day im going to punch you in the arm or the teeth depending on how i feel about you

it is punch tall people month, time to punch paul

by ConfusionTrix October 2, 2022

world short people day

a day u can bully ur short frends and yk what, this day comes everyday, so feel free u bully ur short frends cuz haha :)

"ur short bitch and ykw tdays world short people day so try reaching those shelves as much as u want :)"

by a tall person 101 November 2, 2021