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monkey dew

A person who usuaslly does whatever they are told. Mostly they are the reason for "Monkey see, monkey dew."
Person1:Monkey!
Monkey dew:yes

Person1:go help cook in the kichten.
Monkey dew:the monkey will dew
by Kaykay05 March 2, 2017
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Monkey Wings

When a man's scrotal sack becomes stuck to the inner thigh due to perspiration often requiring a sumo style leg raise to break surface tension. The stretch of the sack pulling away from the inner thigh resembles monkey wings.
Dude, I got some serious monkey wings after that round of 18.
by Wiseguy15 February 3, 2018
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Gear Monkey

Airline or airplane co-pilot/first officer. Sits in the right seat.
Hi, I'm captain Ace Aviator and this is my Gear Monkey, Joe Blow.
by Hawkerdude July 8, 2012
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tark monkey

gosh you are being such a tark monkey!
by LochNess94 June 18, 2013
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Yes Monkey

A person who is expected to completely agree with those around them, however this is against their will. They are usually a person who tries to avoid conflict and to get away from the situation agrees so that they can leave. They are made to be a "Yes Monkey" be it for a group project, an organization, or by being out numbered.

They are an individual, but at the time might feel that its better to chose a different battle and move on.

Similar to a Yes Man.
John: I was made into a yes monkey by my group members, I don't like working with people I don't get along with.
___________

Katie:I am not a yes monkey, I'll say no when it counts, otherwise, let the stupid do what stupid will do. Their idea was not a good one.
by The Criminologist February 15, 2012
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Backyard Monkey

The act of an under-40 year old male going to the doctor and being given a rectal exam. The surprise on the patient's face is akin to walking outside and seeing a monkey in his backyard.
Damn man, I had a doctor appointment today and wouldn't you know, he gave me a backyard monkey.
by Sacink December 27, 2011
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squirrel monkey

To bite, viciously attack, claw out the eye balls. A very violent act.
meghan: "no one cares.."
bridget: "IM GONNA KILL YOU LIKE A squirrel monkey!"
by Miss. Amazingpants February 21, 2011
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