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like old people fuck

Descriptive phrase. Usually used after a noun and verb.

Compares what someone or something is doing (or has done) to the speed and style of elderly people having sexual intercourse.
Ex: Damn it, John. You run like old people fuck! Hurry up!
by Les Mots September 17, 2023
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world short people day

a day u can bully ur short frends and yk what, this day comes everyday, so feel free u bully ur short frends cuz haha :)
"ur short bitch and ykw tdays world short people day so try reaching those shelves as much as u want :)"
by a tall person 101 November 2, 2021
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Respect short people day

This day will take place on 23rd October (Friday) and you must respect short people day and if you don’t people will not respect you!
Yo luckas do you want a free coke, it’s ‘respect short people day’ 🤠👊🏼
by Luckas u prick :)) October 19, 2020
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Roast sensitive people day

Do you have that one sensitive friend that annoys you the fuck out, today you can roast them for the whole entire day 💞
“Your so annoying

“Why did you say that”
“BECAUSE ITS ROAST SENSITIVE PEOPLE DAY”
by Allieinit April 25, 2021
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Punch tall people month

fuck you this is my retaliation you stupid tall cunts
watch out all october every day im going to punch you in the arm or the teeth depending on how i feel about you
it is punch tall people month, time to punch paul
by ConfusionTrix October 2, 2022
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The fantastic people's republic of awesome

A micronation on the continent of Australia with a population of about thirty people. At one point tobacco and plastic bags were illegal, but later decided the ban was unconstitutional. Their motto is,"If it's fun then it's legal, unless it is infriging on someone else's right to do so, in which it to illegal." They are considering selling titles such as baron and baroness to gain revenue. The micronation Sealand also sells titles.
by Tippycano August 2, 2016
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Animal League of People Dodging

The league in which every animal takes part in and often results in death from trying to dodge cars.

Each year they have a memorial day February 16th for all the animals who have died partaking in people dodging.

The acronym is ALPD.
Geoff: I ran over a squirrel today.

Barry: Well, he must of been taking part in the Animal League of People Dodging.
by someone thought of you October 29, 2010
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