ho siding

Failing to inform the subject of a conversation adverse things that were said behind their back.

She picked up bits and pieces of my conversation and ran with it to my stepson and his father didn't let me know til weeks later. Ho siding with a bitch I thought was my friend.

by Salukigirl May 22, 2018

dark side of the moon

The ass hair around one's lower buttocks and buttcrack that is visible to an individual being mooned while looking up from a lower elevation than the mooner. Often times, the dark side of the moon is used from 2rd floor windows or higher in Apartments or Dorms for full effect.

"Hey, is that Kevin down in the street?" "Hell yeah!- He's fixing to see the dark side of the moon!"

by Broojas June 1, 2016

other side of the highway

A state of ignorance; being uninformed

I’m going out on a limb here to say I bet you do not have any experience with the biology of a brain past that of an amateur, so it sounds as though you may be making assumptions from the other side of the highway. -FB comment in an Evolution interest group

by Wordrunner July 23, 2022

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

South Side Sausage

Where Your Balls Are Above Your Dick This Could Be Anywhere Including Chest And Head

"Ken Has A South Side Sausage I Saw It"

by UD Master December 9, 2008

Don't lick the sides

Means BS/Bullshit or "get outta here"

"I asked the popular girl out!"
"Don't lick the sides"

by MARRRSSSMELLLOOOO May 23, 2021

Lumpy side hoe

A female with cottage cheese legs that can't seem to keep them together. Always has another womans man in her mouth.

Wow did you see that lumpy side hoe? Shes almost 30 and needs to grow up already!!

by Calmdownbitch July 14, 2017