Sausage

A person that when something is posted on Facebook believes straight away that it must be true.

Some sausage shared it on Facebook the other day

by Yousillysausage October 12, 2021

Sausage o'clock

A woman feeling extremely horny and wanting sex right now!

Get upstairs, it's sausage o'clock 😋

by E. Hitler September 29, 2022

glossy sausage

A fine ass white bitch

Damn Rosie is a glossy sausage

by Beanbag666 June 4, 2018

sausage dildo

when you fill a condom with shit tie it off and use it ass a dildo

bruh i tried my first sausage dildo\ my boyfriend made it.

by stupidmoonkey99 August 31, 2016

sausage talker

One who talks bigger than they are or acts exaggerated/aloof with their discussion.

I can only drink $80 bottles of wine, anything else gives me a headache.

Oh Darla, quit being a sausage talker.

by Holly M Schultz August 28, 2023

Cocktail Sausage Syndrome

cocktail sausage syndrome (CSS) is the shrinkage of the penis after cocaine consumption , resulting in a cocktail sausage sized, shriveled Willy.

CSS is caused by a process called "vascoconstriction" . This narrows blood vessels in such places as the penis and other areas. The ability to urinate cannot be affected or caused by CSS but rather, the vasopressin hormone released from the cocaine . This affects the kidneys water retention rate.

That sniff is strong, I've cocktail sausage syndrome.

by Preacher59 December 15, 2018

sausage dog

An over-eager bottom.

Troy is such a sausage dog.

by Eibhilin April 17, 2021