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National retard day

People act retarded on this day and this day only. Every acts like a retard!
Guy#1:Why are you camping behind that bush in call of duty

Guy#2:ITS NATIONAL RETARD DAY
by National Retard Day December 19, 2020
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Retarded

An adjective that was originally just a synonym for slow. In the 20th century the word was used in the term mentally retarded, a broad term used to describe people with mental handicaps. Because of this, the word became strongly associated with mental disability. As time passed, people began using the word Retarded to describe people, places or things that they found dumb or unappealing. Later on, the use of the word became considered offensive or taboo by many people, because of it's association with mental disabilities.
1. The tempo of the music slows down at measure 80. Make sure that that section is retarded when you play it.

2. Gerald is mentally retarded, he needs extra help to acquire life skills.

3. You put a fork in the microwave? Are you retarded?

4. It's retarded that I have to pay sales taxes in Washington even though I am an Oregon Resident.
by garblebutt June 17, 2020
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Retard

People that sweat there ass off in gorrila tag fortnite cod and rust
This dumb ass retard needs to touch grass
by Squishy____TheOG March 14, 2022
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retard

you (not me)
A RETARD IF YOU!
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hand-me-down retarded

Not to be confused with someone with mental or physical handicaps that they have no control over, The person or persons who are eligible for this elite title have achieved such a high level of being a retard/idiot/all-a-round horrible human being-ism that can only be achieved through a long generational line of retards for parents/grandparents/etc...the kind of family tree that started when two people have been in a loving relationship since they got together in "home-school"
I cant stand that guy, he's a bigger idiot than his old man...that whole family is hand-me-down retarded!!
by Dr. Barry N. McKockner iii January 23, 2025
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Aucostic Retarded Driver

An worse version of Idiot drivers, those fucking retarded individuals will cut your car off without a fucking turn signal, and turn it up midway while merging into your lane, and if you even dare to honk at them, they will flip you off, ct like the victim and threaten to call the cops, 99% of encounters with those aucostic people lacking 10 chromosomes will result in a road rage leaving you absolutely pissed off because of how annoying, fucked up and retarded those type of people are.

Anyone could be this type of person, but most commonly, adult woman drivers with short hair with a baby ass voice, (Karens), which lack a father figure and proper attention in their childhood
This person is a Aucostic Retarded Driver and shouldn't have their driver's license.
by Lyxtq October 6, 2024
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retard

people who think that its okay to go in the middle of the road when they're about to left turn.
"holy fucking shit this guys a retard"
"damn hes in the middle of the road!
by mx9 September 25, 2025
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