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dead man talking

Statement, usually stupid, sarcastic, and/or indicative to a sexually moronic male who uses cheap shots to incite feminine ire. Word play on "dead man walking", i.e., referencing the near-status of said tried, convicted, and soon-to-be-dead male. If said male wished to live, he best STFU.
Guy: (Come-on line)Soooo...ya hear that new blonde joke with the...
Girl: (Interrupting): (yells): Dead man talking!
(All other women in the room lean out or off of their cubicles/workspaces/barstools with a deathglare on their faces)
Guy: Nevermind.
by k2kate January 28, 2009
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brain dead

A girl who either refuses to perform, who who is bad at, oral sex.
"Hey did you hook up with that one girl? I saw you two heading upstairs"
"Yeah, but it was barely worth it, all we did was kiss. She was totally brain dead.
by Joe Gilpin May 6, 2008
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boil a dead dog

to repeatedly have the same argument over and over again. used in place of the out of date phrase "beating a dead horse"

origin - Sex columnist Dan Savage regularly blogs his opinion that 'all pit bulls should be boiled alive and fed to their idiot owners'. These posts regularly incite repetitive arguments among commenters.
"Oh man, Max and Martha are having their honeycrisp versus fuji argument again. Those two really know how to boil a dead dog."
by painausten February 23, 2008
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mad rat dead

The fucking coolest game ever. It has rats, Camellia, waifus, AND gay people, what more can you ask for?
Person A: “Do you like Mad Rat Dead?”
Person B: “Who doesn’t?”
by SnasiiToonz November 28, 2021
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Dead Guy Perez

Dead Guy Perez alternativly known as the DGP. Is a "Ghoul" if you will that Homestarrunner becomes while tlaking on the phone to Marzipan's answering machine. He quickly stops the charade upon runing into a lamp, or vase or somethign to that nature. I think he is the collest not shown character of them all
This isnt homestar, its Dead Guy Perez.. Also known as the DGP!!!!!
by Slick_IV October 27, 2004
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dead beat dad!

Dead beat dad is someone who has fathered children who does nothing to support them or have any involvement with his children. He is one of the reasons we all pay higher taxes for social welfare progams and why some people will rob, rape or murder you because they had one of these.
Bryan wanted to go on a trip with his new girlfriend because of this he missed his childs bday and skipped his child support payment making him a dead beat dad!
by angelinnwok February 7, 2006
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dead bottle

a bottle of liquor, the contents of which have been emptied; empty bottle.
He is a drunkard; he creates a dead bottle every day.
by uttam maharjan December 15, 2010
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