Five Dolla Cookie

1. A Rap Group
2. To Get Skunk'd at Any Type of Competition
3. To Express Superiority

I "five dolla cookied your ass"!
Five dolla cookie y'all!
You got Five Dolla Cookied, Bitch!

by 5DCookied June 7, 2009

that's the way the cookie crumbles

(ph.)Sometimes life bes that way

Jake went to prison. Oh well, guess that's the way the cookie crumbles.

by undercover hardwareman May 27, 2004

Fourtune Cookie

a dumass nigga or hoe that pulls line out of there ass just to make u happy hoping youll belive them

When a man come up to you and says "girl youve been in my dreams howd you make it in my world" or "youll life will b better with me" so you say damn nigga you a fourtune cookie

by babi RHi August 12, 2007

that's the way the cookie crumbles

thats just how it goes or how it happens. theres nothing you can do about it.

Your dog just got hit by a car, someone says, thats the way the cookie crumbles.

by Liquid Racer May 31, 2004

fortune feather cookie

same as feather cookie only involving a chop stick and an asian

Chow Young Fat's ass really hurts after that last fortune feather cookie

by Frank the Tank October 28, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles

a saying used by jim carrey in bruce almighty at the end of a news coverage

Buffalo is like a cookie, .................. and that's the way the cookie crumbles. now back to you susan

by cul May 31, 2004

Cookie dough christening

When one puts cookie dough on another's stomach and eats or licks it off.

Andrew: Hey Billybob what did you do with Judy last night.
Billybob: Well we made out for a bit and then i gave her a Cookie dough christening.
Andrew: Was it fat free?

by Paul Redfern January 1, 2009