Arizonian Nipple Zapper

This sex act follows when a male professional welder, is in intercourse outside on to a female, with nipple piercings, in the heat of the Arizonian sun, onto the female at climax not only does he pull out and unleashes his load all over her, but afterwards, he welds her nipples together with the welding kit in his rusty, fuck-ass truck, and then welds her welded nipples onto a Saguaro Cactus, and pushes several watts of electricity into her nipples, until the cactus is on fire

Guy 1: "Dude, She turned me on so badly, I decided to actually turn on my welder kit, and zap the shit out of her!"
Guy 2: "Where were you when this happened?"
Guy 1: "Arizona, why?"
Guy 2: "I think you should call this the 'Arizonian Nipple Zapper!"

by JamesPage February 4, 2025

Popcorn Nipple

when a piece of popcorn falls into a person's shirt to form a temporary nipple.

not pumpernickel, popcorn nipple. pass the butter.

by brylophone January 30, 2026

Mário nipple twister

The act of twisting your significant other's nipple or breast while screaming the name of your 12th grade math teacher.

Example of how you would do the Mário nipple twister.
Guy: *twists nipple*
Girl: *non chalant behaviour on some type shit*
Guy: "MARIO~"
Girl: "Wtf that's my dad."

by Mário Moreira February 10, 2026

Crappy Nappy

1. Filling the tub with warm water Shiting in the tub and then taking a nap in the tub without cleaning or draining it.
2. A dirty diaper.
3. Just a regular old nap. Does not have to be a crap nap can be a marvelously refreshing nap as well.

Gosh im tired, guess ill take a good old crappy nappy.

Don't be like Tommy, he's practically a fish, he takes a crappy nappy twice a day.

by JHalp February 16, 2026

male nipple kink

its where you are sexually attracted to the thought of male nipples.
one with a male nipple kink might:
specifically draw nipples on a drawing of a male shirtless
get obsessed with the thought of their crushes nipples
not be able to stop thinking about what colour their crushes nipples could possibly be.

jen: mm tommys nipples their so hot i cant stop thinking of them
candy: eww do you have a male nipple kink
jen: NO WAY! (she does)
candy: denial is a river in egypt..

by tommyvercettifanclub February 7, 2025

Elk Nipple Pie

A legendary pie crafted at Belles Bakery and Deli in Bismarck ND at the turn of the 20th century. It was said to contain over 10,000 elk nipples.

"Did you get to try a slice of Belles Elk nipple pie?"

"No, I don't like elk nipples."

"The Frank boy tried some and laid down on some railroad tracks. Said it was so good he didn't wanna go on living."

"Wow. That must be some pie."

by ThunderCurt April 19, 2025

Keyboard Nipple

The keyboard nipple, aka the trackpoint, is that dumb fucking thing in the middle of your laptop keyboard that no one uses besides a bunch of homo dorks because it’s “efficient”

Use a mouse you asshole

Jared uses the keyboard nipple on his laptop, to reduce wrist strain.

Jared, is also a gigantic homosexual man-whore because of it.

by T.H.E. J July 28, 2025