nerd load

verb, ejaculating from the excitement of nerdy pleasures

At PAX East there was so much cool stuff I blew my Nerd Load

by Moontabu77 September 8, 2012

Nerd Seizure

When someone has a fit

(Squealing, Giggles, Kicking of Feet and Legs, Jumps of Joy, etc)

over something they are very passionate about.

Dude 1- "Dude, did you give your hot employee those sick-ass shot glasses for Christmas?"

Dude 2- "Yeah, brah. She had a total fucking Nerd Seizure when I gave it to her, I think I totally scored."

by YourAsianFriend December 30, 2011

party nerd

someone who does very well in school and loves things that would be considered "nerdy." this includes math, puzzles, algorithms, etc

See that girl partying over there? She's such a party nerd! She had like a 99 average!

by <you3 January 8, 2012

nerd hurder

A person, usually a kid, that is annoying, loud, and or hilarious. Typically it is used in a joking matter.

"Hey yah nerd hurders, what are you doing?" said Anna's dad.

by AMAJLTWYL;) November 15, 2011

nerd rich

having geekguap.

Refer to geekguap for definition.

Dizzle: How you living Grem?

Grem: I'm nerd rich, got the geekguap.

by Ern Dizzle June 30, 2011

Nerd-o-welly

A person who may have hundreds of pictures of themselves on Facebook or a similar service. However, none of these pictures truly show what the person really looks like thanks to the use of camera angles, bad self-pics and other cheap visual tricks. This underhanded ploy is a favorite of the 'salad-shy' and those afflicted with 'a lovely personality.' Invented by Stephen Gude, Professor Emeritus at UCSC, USA.

"There are 150 pictures of this girl on her Myspace... NONE of which show that she is not fat or ugly. Think of the incredible effort this must have taken. How is that possible? What a horrible nerd-o-welly."

"Gina weighs 300 pounds in real life... Why does her facebook make her look like Jessica Biel. What is goddamn nerd-o-welly!"

by Professor Letznotfail October 22, 2011

nerds dream

getting head whilst playing computer games

nerds dream
BOOM HEADSHOT

by joel is awesome November 8, 2011