When you fuck a girl in the butt while her head is in the toilet. After you finish, you flush the toilet and slap her ass while saying "thats why they call me dirty mike!"
by Bophadies69 August 24, 2022
Get the Dirty Mike Specialmug. by Crazyjayabu March 12, 2021
Get the Pull a mikemug. The act of asking someone for advice, but then telling that same person how their advice is wrong. Past tense “Miked”
by Kayninetooate November 27, 2023
Get the Mikingmug. A Mike is the type of guy who won’t admit it, but could go on for days about how much he loves sci-fi movies starring matt damon and kristen wiig.
by mikejusticefanclub September 2, 2023
Get the Mikemug. Verb
The act of dropping three consecutive slam dumps during a shower whilst ordering a takeaway and swallowing two whole muffins in the time it takes to have 5 wanks.
The act of dropping three consecutive slam dumps during a shower whilst ordering a takeaway and swallowing two whole muffins in the time it takes to have 5 wanks.
Bro 1: Dude, yesterday was so boooring.
Bro 2: Not for me, bro. I did a Big Mike.
Bro 1: Bro, really? That's sounds like a great way to pass the time.
Bro 2: Ya bro, you should try it some time, it really clears your head.
Bro 1: Ya, I think Ill try a Big Mike when i get home.
Bro 2: Never a dull day when you slip a Big Mike in to your daily routine.
Bro 2: Not for me, bro. I did a Big Mike.
Bro 1: Bro, really? That's sounds like a great way to pass the time.
Bro 2: Ya bro, you should try it some time, it really clears your head.
Bro 1: Ya, I think Ill try a Big Mike when i get home.
Bro 2: Never a dull day when you slip a Big Mike in to your daily routine.
by Tiiiiiimmmmmmmyyyy March 3, 2023
Get the Big Mikemug. MiKing is the last known male of his family's generation to retain the historical and ever so prevalent last name Wharton. He is a mysterious 5'10,150lbs black teen with a lust for money, physical strength, and to escape and build a new life presumably with the hand of his soul tied girlfriend Mari (Magic) who plans to take his last name in marriage within the next 5 years. He is the son of a man who went to prison in 2018 for a bank robbery in Saint Louis and the younger cousin of rising NFL star Tershawn Wharton.
by Dallan Holtzclaw November 21, 2021
Get the MiKingmug. The mental impediment or slowness caused by age, fear, or laziness that allows oneself to be pushed around and hit and hit back with minimal force or not at all.
by ChunkyRot October 31, 2025
Get the Mike Tyson Syndromemug.