by Super idol November 21, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. Super cool dude. Associated mainly with Breeze Wojciechowski in 2021, and Kei Swagstar in 2022. Smells like chicken noodle soup apparently?? (what the fuck) Is really eepy and also reminds people of a kids teddy bear (specifically the one that a kid takes everywhere and doesnt let go of)
Is really cool when he doesnt crash his car
Is really cool when he doesnt crash his car
by happymealenthusiast December 19, 2022
Get the Matthew Andresmug. A state of grammar that is so bad, he or she must correct every sentence that is sent or written.
Can be used as:
Your on Matthew's level or
Your typing Matthew level
Can be used as:
Your on Matthew's level or
Your typing Matthew level
Guy: How art yoi
Girl: Wha?
Guy: How are yoy
Girl: Type English. Your typing on Matthew's level
Girl: like really get off of Matthew level
Girl: Wha?
Guy: How are yoy
Girl: Type English. Your typing on Matthew's level
Girl: like really get off of Matthew level
by M_MatthewD June 16, 2016
Get the Matthew Levelmug. Matthew Hayden is a glorious gift from the heavens above. The beautiful and perfect little Hayden likes to dig holes on the beach and we love and accept him for who he is. He has brown hair, blue hair and The Gang does in fact have several copies of his fingerprints. He's scarily obsessed with Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege and glazes over the Malteser that is Clash.
There's a very believable rumour going around that Matthew Hayden wears a gimp suit and runs around town.
Matthew has been described a bit like a sexy fish. Matthew has been caught describing himself as 6,4" nonchalant retard. His hobbies consist of 'cleaning the kitchen' and doing homework.
There's a very believable rumour going around that Matthew Hayden wears a gimp suit and runs around town.
Matthew has been described a bit like a sexy fish. Matthew has been caught describing himself as 6,4" nonchalant retard. His hobbies consist of 'cleaning the kitchen' and doing homework.
"Matthew Hayden awfully quiet unless he know you for real" - Milo Caulfield
"God I want Matthew Hayden to bum me so bad" - Abdem McHanlon
"Matthew Hayden smells like elegant roses and bricks" - Zander Bonqui
"God I want Matthew Hayden to bum me so bad" - Abdem McHanlon
"Matthew Hayden smells like elegant roses and bricks" - Zander Bonqui
by zandet October 17, 2024
Get the Matthew Haydenmug. 
Matthew maxxing is a practice between a male and a female of the name Lili.
This practice is usually sexual and was made originally as joke from when the famous actor Matthew mcConaughhey and actress Lilliana Campos had a private tape leaked.
Gen Z has popularized this joke around numerous social media platforms like tiktok.
This practice is usually sexual and was made originally as joke from when the famous actor Matthew mcConaughhey and actress Lilliana Campos had a private tape leaked.
Gen Z has popularized this joke around numerous social media platforms like tiktok.
by Urban poster1 March 3, 2024
Get the matthew maxxingmug. Matthew is a computer science major and know a little Spanish I think. He is just the silliest goose and has long luscious locks and hates run on sentences. He also enjoys hitting grandmas with his car on the weekends. He also enjoys prank calling missing cat posters. If you were to punch him he wouldn't fall over, however if you sneezed on him his immune system would take the L. Common guy who enjoys making films and Eldon Ring and has negative negative rizz. Also has a Morbius body pillow
" I'm lactose intolerant"
"Classic Matthew L. Hold on someone's calling me about my missing cat, wait are you calling me rn?"
"Classic Matthew L. Hold on someone's calling me about my missing cat, wait are you calling me rn?"
by furry overlord February 2, 2023
Get the Matthewmug.