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excel master

"Just like Mozart mastered the piano to make beautiful music, an Excel Master mastered Excel to make beautiful spreadsheets." -jh

An Excel Master makes a layman's Excel spreadsheet look like a paper towel after cleaning up a pizza party gone to the dogs.

Typically, Excel Masters hold their former Excel spreadsheets dear to their heart.

Since an Excel Master may have a special fondness of numbers and organization, they make great co-workers and friends.
Step back!---Jon's creating an Excel Masterpiece and you know that means; Mozart is rolling in his grave. It's okay Mozart, we'll play your Piano Concerto No. 24 at the unveiling of Jon's latest Excel Masterpiece.

Why didn't you tell me that Jon's an Excel Master? I spent the past hour working on this sloppy spreadsheet, while he's over there like a wizard using his Excel Mastery arts.
by SP@RKLE February 11, 2017
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Master-Crafter

Somebody Who is...like, cool at Minecraft, and is the boss...like THE boss at Minecraft
Brennen is a master-crafter man!
by Brenthom227 May 3, 2018
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Quef master

Spelt queff, quef or queph, a quef master. A person who understands quefs on a level no one else does, they can make them happen on command or make someone else quef of comand. 8 in 86000 are queff masters. Quef masters are often short but some are tall, they also really like hot pockets. The first queff master to ever exist was god as he made Mary queff and that's how Jesus was born.
Person 1: man I made her quef on command, I'm a total quef master
by Marvelfan369 May 16, 2022
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Master Chief

yo i was playing this game called halo when i saw they had stolen my Master Chief skin from fortnight
by pourpisfull soap dropper May 22, 2022
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Guppy Master

The guppiest guppy of all the guppies. They also must be the smallest of all guppies. The guppy master is in charge of all songs and all guppy subjects.
Yo bro don’t mess with Cruz, she’s the guppy master.
by SOUR BOY REjeCT August 11, 2021
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Master zunni

Master Serial masturbator. Somebody with a beard of Zunni. Serial Zunni
Hey he is such a Master Zunni. Look at his beard and his right hand.
by Dontdoneut March 12, 2019
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